Pretty much established that I don’t have a future in drawing for money. How are you?
June 2013
1 post
May 2013
17 posts
“I’ve been less than honest about what I’ve really been up to lately. For the last year I’ve been secretly working non-stop with Atticus Ross and Alan Moulder on a new, full-length Nine Inch Nails record, which I am happy to say is finished and frankly fucking great. This is the real impetus and motivation behind the decision to assemble a new band and tour again. My forays into film, HTDA and other projects really stimulated me creatively and I decided to focus that energy on taking Nine Inch Nails to a new place. Here we go!”
—Trent Reznor, 5.28.13. New NIN album later this year on Columbia Records. (via nineinchnails)
It’s a little-known fact (in fact, it’s a FACT in capitals, so feel free to copy-paste this crap to your social networks) that there’s a certain combination of MacDonald’s foods that, when consumed in the correct order, cause a person to vomit continuously until their intestines are wrapped around their neck.
It’s true, because the text has the word ‘FACT’ in it.
You know you’re going overboard with grammar usage when you rip out a friend’s large intestine and lecture them on correct colon usage.
Gave birth to a female child? ‘Anoplura’ is a beautiful girls’ name.
“Oh no, look at all these fans of a thing I don’t care for having fun with an incredibly lame pun based on the date and a phrase in the thing I don’t care for. HOW DARE THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH SO VERY LITTLE.”
Etiquette question: when you meet a friend for the first time in ages and they have a child since last you met, is it good manners to take a stethoscope to the child’s head and tell the mother that it’s malignant?
Someone who isn’t me needs to know. For science.
December 2012
3 posts
November 2012
15 posts
October 2012
7 posts
September 2012
2 posts
August 2012
7 posts
FUMBOO the fumblr of Jamie Smart: A New Comic. →
jamiesmart.tumblr.com
Losing the print version of The Dandy, which was announced this week, presents a real hole in the market, and one which may well get wider. What The Dandy did, and did very well, was be silly. Gloriously, ridiculously, silly, a real mixed bag of the absurd. And while we still have The Beano, it…
Yes! Do want this, so much.
