Pretty much established that I don’t have a future in drawing for money. How are you?
It’s a little-known fact (in fact, it’s a FACT in capitals, so feel free to copy-paste this crap to your social networks) that there’s a certain combination of MacDonald’s foods that, when consumed in the correct order, cause a person to vomit continuously until their intestines are wrapped around their neck.
It’s true, because the text has the word ‘FACT’ in it.
You know you’re going overboard with grammar usage when you rip out a friend’s large intestine and lecture them on correct colon usage.
Gave birth to a female child? ‘Anoplura’ is a beautiful girls’ name.
“Oh no, look at all these fans of a thing I don’t care for having fun with an incredibly lame pun based on the date and a phrase in the thing I don’t care for. HOW DARE THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH SO VERY LITTLE.”
Etiquette question: when you meet a friend for the first time in ages and they have a child since last you met, is it good manners to take a stethoscope to the child’s head and tell the mother that it’s malignant?
Someone who isn’t me needs to know. For science.