jay.ex.tee

You know you’re going overboard with grammar usage when you rip out a friend’s large...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:57:31 +0100

You know you’re going overboard with grammar usage when you rip out a friend’s large intestine and lecture them on correct colon usage.

Gave birth to a female child? ‘Anoplura’ is a beautiful girls’ name.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:36:36 +0100

Gave birth to a female child? ‘Anoplura’ is a beautiful girls’ name.

inkytasty: thismissatomicbomb: ninejaallstar: askgoldenatoms: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:57:57 +0100

inkytasty:

thismissatomicbomb:

ninejaallstar:

askgoldenatoms:

sushinfood:

notsofriendlyelemeandor:

bunbunxp:

Wait. Is that Jackie chan? Or my eyes are failing me

Nope. Your eyes aren’t lying to you. Jackie Chan makes the greatest Chun Li.

Chan Li.

This website was made just for this post. Everything else doesn’t matter.

Chan Li needs more notes.

He’s the strongest woman in the world!

Ah, City Hunter. One of my favourite Chan movies. ^_^

Image earlier was a part of this monster. You know you want this...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:18:37 +0100

Image earlier was a part of this monster. You know you want this on a shirt, don’t you?

Here is a Cacodemon from the scary game, Doom. It is a scary...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:40:57 +0100

Here is a Cacodemon from the scary game, Doom. It is a scary game and the Cacodemons are scary. You are scared. Goodbye.

At the risk of this Tumblr turning into “Jay’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:41:36 +0100

At the risk of this Tumblr turning into “Jay’s rubbishy gamedev blog”, have another shot of my as-yet-unnamed game. This is the first boss creature.

Oh, have another. This game doesn’t even have a name yet,...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:30:49 +0100

Oh, have another. This game doesn’t even have a name yet, but is already tons of fun - an orgy of colour and twitch-shooting.

In my spare time I am making a game. It’s aiming to be...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:10:55 +0100

In my spare time I am making a game. It’s aiming to be something like a first-person Robotron 2084 with a few other influences all thrown in there.

Internet says there’s nothing else quite like it.

“Oh no, look at all these fans of a thing I don’t care for having fun with an incredibly...

Sat, 04 May 2013 13:31:13 +0100

“Oh no, look at all these fans of a thing I don’t care for having fun with an incredibly lame pun based on the date and a phrase in the thing I don’t care for. HOW DARE THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH SO VERY LITTLE.”

Etiquette question: when you meet a friend for the first time in ages and they have a child since...

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:01:32 +0100

Etiquette question: when you meet a friend for the first time in ages and they have a child since last you met, is it good manners to take a stethoscope to the child’s head and tell the mother that it’s malignant?

Someone who isn’t me needs to know. For science.

To protect my work following recent orphaned works copyright...

Thu, 02 May 2013 13:07:09 +0100

To protect my work following recent orphaned works copyright legislation in the UK, I’ve started adding a barely-noticable watermark to my images.

Here it is on a picture of a manatee.

Anyone would think I dared to insult her favourite TV show or...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:48:09 +0100

Anyone would think I dared to insult her favourite TV show or something. Screaming a guy’s skin off like that. “I WATCH IT FOR THE STORYLINES!” she said.

I didn’t believe her, mainly because I was dead.

There’s not a lot more visually-resplendent than sliding...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:44:19 +0100

There’s not a lot more visually-resplendent than sliding along a floor with your leg out as a bunch of emerald-tinted illusory duplicates do that childish game where you copy what the grown-up does.

Says the man who still plays games from his teenage years.

GET OVER HERE! Scorpion is quite the gentleman who has been...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:39:19 +0100

GET OVER HERE! Scorpion is quite the gentleman who has been known to decorate cakes in his spare time. After he’s ripped his face off to breathe fire and cook the things.

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A little bit of Bare Knuckle / Streets of Rage is good for the...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:30:51 +0000

A little bit of Bare Knuckle / Streets of Rage is good for the soul.